I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
We smell like vodka and hangover
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