I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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