Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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