We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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