Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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