Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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