Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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