what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
