I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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