alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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