no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
my nose is crying tears of wow.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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