After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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