That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
