So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
