For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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