Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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