I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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