Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It's rum buckets o'clock
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
