And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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