He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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