Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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