just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Apparently you make a good broom.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
