Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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