Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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