does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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