so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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