We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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