so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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