I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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