Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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