Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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