I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Randomize
