if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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