You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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