i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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