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(650): View more from California

apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again

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(931): View more from Tennessee

My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.

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(805): View more from California

Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

What did you delete my number or something

(206): View more from Washington

Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?

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