butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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