weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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