its not stalking. its research.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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