fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You can't just leave with hair like that
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
