ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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