you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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