he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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