Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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