it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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