We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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