I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
