So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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