whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My vagina is officially offended.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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