Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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