Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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