belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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